Broheems and chocolate cake

What up,
Today I'm pretty stoked. Got to sleep in my king sized bed.
So ya that's pretty dope ass. I'm a professional and you want my advise. So you should check me out because I'm solid. Like bricks and sticks. You can't even compare because I'm into to girls that are shaped like a pear. No he didn't! No he Didn't! Didn't! No he didn't!
No I'm not really. What is your name? What is your age? I'm hungry and going for lunch now,
Ok bye.

Dreams and King Sized Beds

Yo,
So last night was the last night my gf and I got to sleep on a double bed. Tonight it's KINGSIZE!!! Holla!! The last night on the tiny bed didn't come without any crazy dream action though. I had this dream that some girl I know (not sure who can't remember) was naked in a tub and had a litter of bulldog puppies in the tub with her. She was sending me pictures of her with these weird little puppies on her iphone. I was trying to get a drink from this place cause I was thirsty and my phone kept buzzing, I was in a car too, and then I woke up with a sore shoulder in real life. Then I ate oatmeal, then had a coffee, then came to work, now I'm here doing this. so interesting hey? I remember wanting mountain dew really bad.
Later,

A long time on a mountain with Toto.

Wow, It's been a long time. I wanted to share, I wanted to live.
Today my back hurts and I feel like I'm 32, ....oh ,...I am 32. When does that happen, you do all this stuff just to die, Hmmmmmm, Pointless. Imagine if I called myself Toto. I should legal change my name to Toto. Toto. Music software is like life, it changes so fast and then all of a sudden you have to upgrade cause your shits getting old, Then if you don't you just never use it because you're all like "i want to remix toto and make kayne west a song" but then your like nahh i'm over it.
Peace.