Living with retards,....

Imagine if you were driving and you looked over and in the car next to you was a handicap midget with a red dress on. Thats pretty much how my day went today. Every time I talked to someone on the phone I realized they were a fucking retard. Retards, Retards,.they say that when you talk shit about people it really means you're talking shit about yourself. But in reality it's not, It's about these people that have dicks in there mouths. Like maybe if you understand that if you have a dick in your mouth and you are a retard that your some how above people. But your not, Your just a fucking retard with a dick in your mouth and a big dildo shoved in your ass and you can't do anything good with yourself because you're constantly being fucked by yourself.
Imagine if I made a TV show about retards and how when they get on the telephone they constantly fuck people over. They probably run the whole telemarketing industry. Speak Up! I can't hear you because of that big stinking dick in your mouth you fucking fuck.
lates

One shot of love with Princess Tyla Lambo?

I just want to be with you so bad, specially since I just found out that you have 6 special needs sisters. Sometimes since you're bi-sexual I feel that you wouldn't understand the things a special needs child can offer you emotionally because you're too busy being confused about which crotch you like,....Penis or Vagina?,...Your life must be really hard. All these tough decisions, all this confusion, all this drama,..
I sometimes think that people are so self involved that they can't see the future. Imagine for a minute that I was Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) and in real life I was a drug addict (which he is) and just down the road from me was the real life actress who played Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher who is also into drugs) but we never hung out and did drugs together,.....that would be such a waste of time. Or what if we did hang out and do crazy drugs together?.. and we started getting into a crazy heated sex mission. Then mid 69 somewhere between where the two holes meet we came to the sobering realization that we're brother and sister!! Oh my god Hans Solo is going to be so mad! But it's ok because he's been high on ice and lost somewhere in east La for the last couple of years,...or did he play in that movie about the Guy that liked shrimp who had the retard friend who ran and ran and ran,...and was in the army. Who knows hey? I know I don't anymore,..too many drugs in a dirty apartment somewhere in LA. with some prostitute I kept calling princess solo,..who knew?
Lates,
Tyler

Yay It's monday!

I worked on a tune this weekend and loved it because I was so pretty. Sometimes I feel so disconnected from the world and what everyone is doing. Finally I wonder if changing my lifestyle and values could help in the end result of how I feel from day to day. Other times I feel like humans have just gone too far and there is no specific cure or remedy for what I"m feeling or for how we're living. Anyway the start of a new week! people need money and I will try my best to get it for them.
Again and again and again,
TW

This is a long day.

I have no vision

Some would say the millions are just above us ready to strike. Others would say there among us waiting in the bushes. Either way we need to stay alert and manage our resources properly, Forget it, My first post in almost a year has to be pretty like a g string sliding up a celebrities ass.
Ok Time to go.

68%

I better pass come thursday or someone's going to get juxted.
peace out
t

Pancakes 62%

I fucked up pancakes this morning. How do you fuck up pancakes?
More study, more love more milk less sugar?
nah its cool!
t.w

Somehow it work

So much study these days. Come the 15th of feb I'll be back on the music tip. I have to pass this real estate exam thats been taking forever. Once that is done I'll be up and running again. I guess a few weeks of down time is alright specially cause I've been putting off the real estate thing forever. Time to do it. You know how it goes when you ,....."do it",.. right?