Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Robyn vd Willie

Some days are easier than others,
There are sometimes you listen to Robyn and realize she's ramping up the hooks and others you just get drunk and listen to Willie Nelson. I like em both but when it really comes down to love I have to pick the boyish looking Pop star over the haggard, weeded out country dude. Don't get me wrong Willie is classic, but sometimes as a guy listening to music you want to pretend that the person is singing to you because she wants to fuck you,....not because he wants to fuck you and smoke a joint afterwards ya know,...my grammar sucks but you's gonna have to deal with it foolz.
But fuck it musics good and i'm ramping this shit up again myself! no I'm not ok bye.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Broheems and chocolate cake

What up,
Today I'm pretty stoked. Got to sleep in my king sized bed.
So ya that's pretty dope ass. I'm a professional and you want my advise. So you should check me out because I'm solid. Like bricks and sticks. You can't even compare because I'm into to girls that are shaped like a pear. No he didn't! No he Didn't! Didn't! No he didn't!
No I'm not really. What is your name? What is your age? I'm hungry and going for lunch now,
Ok bye.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dreams and King Sized Beds

Yo,
So last night was the last night my gf and I got to sleep on a double bed. Tonight it's KINGSIZE!!! Holla!! The last night on the tiny bed didn't come without any crazy dream action though. I had this dream that some girl I know (not sure who can't remember) was naked in a tub and had a litter of bulldog puppies in the tub with her. She was sending me pictures of her with these weird little puppies on her iphone. I was trying to get a drink from this place cause I was thirsty and my phone kept buzzing, I was in a car too, and then I woke up with a sore shoulder in real life. Then I ate oatmeal, then had a coffee, then came to work, now I'm here doing this. so interesting hey? I remember wanting mountain dew really bad.
Later,

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

A long time on a mountain with Toto.

Wow, It's been a long time. I wanted to share, I wanted to live.
Today my back hurts and I feel like I'm 32, ....oh ,...I am 32. When does that happen, you do all this stuff just to die, Hmmmmmm, Pointless. Imagine if I called myself Toto. I should legal change my name to Toto. Toto. Music software is like life, it changes so fast and then all of a sudden you have to upgrade cause your shits getting old, Then if you don't you just never use it because you're all like "i want to remix toto and make kayne west a song" but then your like nahh i'm over it.
Peace.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Living with retards,....

Imagine if you were driving and you looked over and in the car next to you was a handicap midget with a red dress on. Thats pretty much how my day went today. Every time I talked to someone on the phone I realized they were a fucking retard. Retards, Retards,.they say that when you talk shit about people it really means you're talking shit about yourself. But in reality it's not, It's about these people that have dicks in there mouths. Like maybe if you understand that if you have a dick in your mouth and you are a retard that your some how above people. But your not, Your just a fucking retard with a dick in your mouth and a big dildo shoved in your ass and you can't do anything good with yourself because you're constantly being fucked by yourself.
Imagine if I made a TV show about retards and how when they get on the telephone they constantly fuck people over. They probably run the whole telemarketing industry. Speak Up! I can't hear you because of that big stinking dick in your mouth you fucking fuck.
lates

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

One shot of love with Princess Tyla Lambo?

I just want to be with you so bad, specially since I just found out that you have 6 special needs sisters. Sometimes since you're bi-sexual I feel that you wouldn't understand the things a special needs child can offer you emotionally because you're too busy being confused about which crotch you like,....Penis or Vagina?,...Your life must be really hard. All these tough decisions, all this confusion, all this drama,..
I sometimes think that people are so self involved that they can't see the future. Imagine for a minute that I was Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) and in real life I was a drug addict (which he is) and just down the road from me was the real life actress who played Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher who is also into drugs) but we never hung out and did drugs together,.....that would be such a waste of time. Or what if we did hang out and do crazy drugs together?.. and we started getting into a crazy heated sex mission. Then mid 69 somewhere between where the two holes meet we came to the sobering realization that we're brother and sister!! Oh my god Hans Solo is going to be so mad! But it's ok because he's been high on ice and lost somewhere in east La for the last couple of years,...or did he play in that movie about the Guy that liked shrimp who had the retard friend who ran and ran and ran,...and was in the army. Who knows hey? I know I don't anymore,..too many drugs in a dirty apartment somewhere in LA. with some prostitute I kept calling princess solo,..who knew?
Lates,
Tyler

Monday, November 19, 2007

Yay It's monday!

I worked on a tune this weekend and loved it because I was so pretty. Sometimes I feel so disconnected from the world and what everyone is doing. Finally I wonder if changing my lifestyle and values could help in the end result of how I feel from day to day. Other times I feel like humans have just gone too far and there is no specific cure or remedy for what I"m feeling or for how we're living. Anyway the start of a new week! people need money and I will try my best to get it for them.
Again and again and again,
TW